I just found this really funny idea to google your name with the word "unfortunately" in front of it. Here are some of my favorites:
Unfortunately, Katie... doesn't own her castle yet, but she holds out hope that one day soon she can pull her berets out of storage
Unfortunately Katie still feels that her breasts are too big and has already scheduled a visit to America to have her 5th breast augmentation surgery.
Unfortunately, Katie is nothing compared to the ultimate hotness, Michelle Pfeiffer
Unfortunately Katie has the undeniable talent of hitting on the only gay man at the party.
Hahahaha. I'm going to bed.